Ask Blue, the Melee Minion.
"Fighting for the glory of the Blue Team!"
Blu was enjoying a cup of tea when he heard the knocking, looking at the clock and back at the door in confusion. “guests?” he thought to himself “this is weird, I never have guests … ” he peeks through the window to see siegette in blue clothing. a surge of panic ran through him. “oh crap, it’s that purple minion, why is she wearing blue? … and HOW DID SHE KNOW WHERE I LIVE?!?!?” he rushed around the room, picking up and cleaning as much as he could before answering the door. “uhm …. hello miss siegette, uhm,” Blu held his position in the doorway, “it’s a bit early to be heading to mister ezreal’s museum … uhm” Blu scanned the area for a trap or gank,”would you like to come inside? I was just setting up a pot of tea.”
Siegette smiled to herself as she heard the rattle of cleaning inside the cozy little house. How polite of him, she thought, picking up for a guest. Brushing a bit of imaginary dirt off her dark blue robes, she patiently waited for the door to creak open.
As the door swung open, she gave the other minion a big smile. “Hello to you too, Blu! We could always go out later. You know, Ezreal thinks everyone should go to his museum. It’s the next big thing.” She laughed lightly, aware of his discomfort. “I promise I won’t bite. Some tea would be lovely, if it’s not too much trouble?”
“It’s not any trouble at all, please mind the mess, I hardly ever get guests at my doorstep” Blu responds as he steps aside, opening the door for the minion. The room was cozy, yet livable. some dust bunnies gave away the state of cleanliness the home is in. Blu went to the sink, washing an extra cup and set the table for his guest, “Please make yourself at home. The tea will be ready shortly, I hope you don’t mind juniper berry tea. I just got it imported from a strange place called Skyrim. Or I could find something else for you.” Blu asked as he tried to remain calm but he had to ask, “So why are you blue now?”
I’ll just be sitting here jamming :3
Blu was enjoying a cup of tea when he heard the knocking, looking at the clock and back at the door in confusion. “guests?” he thought to himself “this is weird, I never have guests … ” he peeks through the window to see siegette in blue clothing. a surge of panic ran through him. “oh crap, it’s that purple minion, why is she wearing blue? … and HOW DID SHE KNOW WHERE I LIVE?!?!?” he rushed around the room, picking up and cleaning as much as he could before answering the door. “uhm …. hello miss siegette, uhm,” Blu held his position in the doorway, “it’s a bit early to be heading to mister ezreal’s museum … uhm” Blu scanned the area for a trap or gank,”would you like to come inside? I was just setting up a pot of tea.”
I HAVE A BETTER IDEA. PUT THE BANSHEE’S VEIL ARMOR. ON TOP OF YOUR ARMOR.
I have an even better idea, submit to the cupcakes, and you’ll get blue minions to shield you! >:3
WE DA BEST! WE SINK ENEMY SHIPS AND STUFF!
AWWWW SHIT YEAH. I approve of this harder than anything before!
sink the bmmxsiegette ship for me please? T_T
((xD no blu, you gotta do that yourself, you can’t be cheating))
>:T
Karma The Enlightened One by ~HeartlessDIVINE
((whooooooooo Karma fan art :D I need to learn how to skin tone T_T))
WE DA BEST! WE SINK ENEMY SHIPS AND STUFF!
AWWWW SHIT YEAH. I approve of this harder than anything before!
sink the bmmxsiegette ship for me please? T_T
((xD no blu, you gotta do that yourself, you can’t be cheating))
>:T
((It’s really more of a humor ship xD))
((why yes … yes it is xD))
((I decided to come back after a couple of months break! Feel free to send me messages, it would be great to answer some! c:))
:D!
☠ - I hate you
☢ - You’re ugly
♥ - I love you
☺ - You make me smile
♔ - You’re cute
★ - I want to marry you
❈ - I want you to be my slave
♬ - I love your blog
▲ - You should delete your account
❀ - I really , really want to hug you
♛ - You’re hot
☣ - Stay away from me
♦ - You’re my crush
ღ - Please go out with me
✥ - I’d have sex with you
Uh-oh!
just curious really
((because fuck the sun waking me up at ungodly hours.))
Only in your mind, Summoner Mikky
PASS IT ON.
HE also shits MUD
Blu ran blindly into the turret, “Death before dishonor!!!!!!!”
*dies +0 gold*
